Dear Yogis,

Here I am able to easily use the internet.  I am free from my Telstra troubles for the present, and have made a wonderful Telstra friend in Gujarat India who responded to my call to Telstra for help,  with the most wonderful service I have had from anyone, anywhere.  We talked yoga a lot whilst she was working on her computer to remedy the situation, and she called back when she said she would every time.  Even this morning called again to make sure all is well. That is service!  She is even working to help me get a yoga book delivery from Gorakhpur!

ZOOM:
MONDAY: FREE TEACHER TRAINING.   Mary Magdalen Study tonite at 6.30pm
TUESDAY: 7.30 tp 9pm “Rumi on LOVE”
SUNDAY: 10am. The BARDO THODOL.

How can I report on such a fabulous week.  It is all about FAITH (which I recently tattoo’d on my hand to keep it top-of-mind).  I could have gone into the week looking at the entries on my diary or the bookings on my to-do-list, and at the beginning of the week it look like slim pickings, but I knew that God had something in mind that needed a clear deck and that is so – and how things panned out.  The week expanded into fantabulousistic.  I just loved it.

When I finished last nite (with a social  visit from a client I had been trying to contact), it was just the icing on the cake.  I will have to learn to keep operating from the vortex, not worrying, but doing what needs to be done.  Just doing what is in front of me with no judgement…watching for opportunities hiding in plain sight.

TRY WORKING THIS WAY.  IT IS SO RELAXING TO LEAVE EVERY LITTLE THING IN GOD’S HANDS.
“NOTHING CAN HAPPEN THAT IS NOT ORDAINED BY GOD (EVEN THIS NEWSLETTER). TRUST THIS”.(Qu’ran)

SERVICES:

MASSAGES with me:  Usually a hour (or so) $85 after hours and weekends available
TAROT also 1 hour for $85 (you can do this on line – zoom).  Saturdays and Sundays fine.

YOGA:
Monday 1pm (full), Wednesday 5.30 (full), FRIDAY 5.30 Restorative Yoga –  vacancies available.

DARNING:  Take a photo of the damage, email it to me, and I can estimate a cost and a time to fix.  We will go from there.

For any and all enquiries, email me at yogafirst2@bigpond.com  or go to the web page www.yogabeautiful.com.au

 

I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MAT

NAMASTE.  JAHNE

 

 

Dear Yogis.

STUDIO:
Saturday from 1pm.
 I am going to be available if you would like to come along and see my tattoo designs, talks about a tiny design on your body, and have me design one just for you.  I charge $85 for a TINY TATTOO, they take about an hour, and would love to see you.  Come on Saturday and have a look – think about it – it is a forever thing.

Saturday 2 – 4pm.  Studio day.  We are doing knitting and crochet, but if you want help with a drawing or other craft, then we can do that.  The cost is $25 for 2 hours.

ZOOM:
SUNDAY 10am The Gita Group.
 Everyone welcome

MONDAY: 6.30 MARY MAGDALEN. A fascinating study about a fascinating woman.  If the Church had not excised her Gospel, and portrayed her as the Minister and Teacher she was, imagine what the role of women in society would have been from then on.  Hugely different I think.  A pivotal woman.  You need to know about her.  I am waiting for someone to write a book about Jesus and Mary in the missing years.  They were both missing.  Were they together?

TUESDAY:  7.30 The Rumi Group.  This week “Love”.

 

TELSTRA

OK. What has yoga got to do with Telstra?  Lots.  If I don’t have a service I can’t send out the newsletter and I can’t zoom and i can’t email. Would that make a difference (?) sure would.  If you lose your cool with Telstra, you haven’t understood Karma.

THE STORY.  On Wednesday I came down into the office, turned everything on, then went to have breakfast as usual.  When I had finished breakfast and came in to start on the emails the modem wasn’t functioning.  No internet.  So I did all the usual things.  Still no internet.  I spent from 8.30 to 11.30 speaking to a lovely Telstra yogi in India about the problem.

She patiently helped me, and inbetween whilst we were “waiting” we talked about yoga, India, her town and the books I am waiting for from Gorakhpur.  Did I get service? Amazing service.  You can go for all the fancy broadbands, but only Telstra does the cables and only NBN does the NBN.  So, she said I would have to be booked in and the first available appointment for both Telstra and NBN was 8th June!!!  How to get around that.  I asked if I could pay for  a special service call. YES!  

Would it make a difference?  Telstra would be there at 12 noon. Wednesday.  The same day! OK at 12 noon the Telstra man was ringing the doorbell.  I was amazed.  He looked at the problem and determined that it was an NBN problem.  Whilst he was here he replaced sockets and did other clever things, but we were back to June 8th for NBN service.

The Telstra person in India made my phone into a hotspot, and organised for a dongle to be posted to me so I could link to my modem.  So,  thanks to the hotspot I was able to email.  I decided to go to Telstra in Gisborne and get a dongle,(as insurance).  I went this morning, and got a great discount, and a fabulous wi-fi modem that is rechargeable from my powerpoint and will be great for multiple computers.

Am I happy with Telstra? Absolutely.  If you live near the Gisborne Telstra Business Centre and you need help, ask for WILL.  He is smart.  Very smart.  Is exiled from the aeronautics industry because of Covid.  Do you want him to look after your problem – yes, because he sees outside the box. Is patient, pleasant, and totally what you would want when you are drowning in tech problems as I was.  He made it easy.

As I said.  No matter how wonderful you might think switching to a broadband rival might me.  Telstra has, and controls all the infrastructure.  

If you don’t lose your temper, if you make friends, you will get fabulous service.  If I have it everyone can get it.  Try it.  If you have started on the wrong foot, remember you are yogis..  I have had yogis tell me with pride how they screamed at the Telstra service people, how they lost their cool on line or the phone.  KARMA?

THE BACK STORY:  Before this whole saga.  I was saying to God, “….am I going in the right direction?” and then the internet went down… and I said “What is this? if you want me to keep going, then I am going to need a miracle – two weeks with no internet is like moving to the moon”….and I got a miracle.  So I guess I am going in the right direction.  A timely reminder.  “Nothing happens that is not the will of God – trust this”

If you can just breathe, understand that the people around you, even Telstra,  are doing their best.  If you  give them your best – you will be happy.  It is easy to get angry.  It is easy to “vent”.   Remember the way you manage you day will determine the rest of your life.  See these interactions as part of your yoga journey.

 

SEE YOU ON THE MAT (OR AT ZOOM)

NAMASTE – JAHNE

Hi there Yogis,

ZOOM: Monday 6.30pm Mary Magdalen.  I just think the knots and tangles the Catholic Church has got itself into trying to explain away a female Minister/Healer/Teacher that Mary clearly was, is so funny.  Come on the journey with us.
Tuesday 7.30 THE RUMI GROUP.  When we finish this and we are getting close, we have a couple of options.  We could do Mary Magdalene…?
Sunday 10am.  The ‘GITA.  We are almost finished this too, and i think we are all agreed that we will move to THE TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEAD/THE KING JAMES ED. OF THE BIBLE.  You may not thinks they have anything in common, but yes they do.

SATURDAY – STUDIO.  1pm to 2pm TATTOO AND (CBD) INFORMATION SESSION.  for those people who would like to come and chat about TATTOOS (TINY TATTOOS) and see our designs.  They are tiny, they are meaningful, and i can do a design (and a tattoo) just for you.  I like henna colour.  It is what I use for me.

CBD.  Under certain conditions CBD was made ‘SEMI-LEGAL” in February.  Lets talk about CBD, Cannabis and you.  1pm to 2pm

SATURDAY STUDIO:  2pm to 4pm the ART GROUP.  I think we are going to work on craft.  Get self sufficient with knitting and crochet.  If you want to join us.  Please do.  $25 for the class.  From  2pm to 4pm.

 

More and more interesting..

said the “Mad-Hatter”? “Alice”?  Maybe it’s the “Red Pill” makes all the difference.  But whatever it is, a lot of fabulous things have happened.  I have met with students I haven’t seen for years – and they are coming back to class.  Something is moving, and I am so pleased.  Welcome.

 

THE FIBRE BIBLE for Happy Guts.

One of our long time yogis (Pete Heine) has written this fabulous book, and before I had even had it an hour, I had put together one meal, and planned two more.  The photos are stunning, the directions are clear and well planned out, and easy to follow without a mountain of ingredients, and pages of method.  If I can make a meal look and taste fantastic – YOU CAN TOO.

You all know I don’t have a stove, but even with my very basic implements, I was able to put together a great meal.  Good food, close to the earth (not meat), but satisfying, easy and nutritious.  On Friday and then on Saturday I have people coming over, and I am cooking from this book.  It is all quick, simple and looks like Donna Hay is in the kitchen to help out.

My guts are very important to me, and yours should be too.  This is what I had from the book for lunch (pic to the right).  I had made this type of food in the past, but hadn’t put it together in this way,  or as beautifully.  But this lunch time I did.  No thermomix required!

To see more recipes, and to buy a copy – mine was a bargain I will use over and over again – and under $20 at our Trading Post which is always the first with the latest. You can buy the digital version for $10.  Go to WWW.THEFIBREBIBLE.COM

MARY MAGDALEN MONDAY 6.30pm

We started our Mary Magdalen group on Monday.  The Catholic Church has portrayed her as a harlot, penitent yes, but a sinner all the same. Nowhere, nowhere in the bible does it say so.  It does say there is a Mary who qualifies, but it is quite clear that “Mary the Sinner” and Mary Magdalen are two different Marys, but very convenient for the Church.

When I was researching for the MARY TAROT I am making, the hard part was finding images of Mary which made her look “useful” (hard to find the right word here).  Mostly she is looking sad, looking around for Jesus or looking to the heavens for help, hands in a prayer position.

There was only one picture that I could find of her teaching a multitude, and then, there is a very interesting, over-looked painting by Caravaggio (I think in The Louvre) of her in “ecstasy”.  However, if you look with human eyes you see why she is feeling pretty pleased with herself, and exhausted,  and it has nothing to do with Jesus – this is my opinion and the opinion of other art historians.  You can make up your own mind.  Pope Gregory who branded her a whore would have had a hard time with this painting..

I am very inspired by the Mary in the Gospel of Mary.  The actual Gospel which was dropped from the bible by Constantine.  Herod was trying to enlist Constantine’s help (on the basis of ganging followers and making money), and if it meant dropping gospel or two, it made no difference to him.  It has made a big difference to us!  Imagine having the gospels of  Matthew,Mark, Luke, John,  Thomas and Mary.  Then, women would have had to be let into the teaching and ministry, and in real life had the opportunities afforded to men.  Not all, but most.

This decision to exclude women, and have them presumed sinners, temptresses, of weak mind, and wanton has changed the way that women have been viewed.  We can’t change the past, but maybe we can influence the future.

First we have to rescue Mary from the tawdry Papal implications, and see her as she really was and is..  You can’t change Mary by standing outside her story – you have to get right into it.  You are teachers.  Study – Teach!!!!

 

I will see you on the mat.

Namaste – Jahne